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Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.

• If you schedule your meeting times by using AM and PM…
• If you have more wheat stored in your basement than most third world
  countries...
• If you think it is all right to watch basket on Sundays as long as one of
  the teams is wearing one of BYU’s colors…

You may have seen an article where CNN alegedly reports that rapper Snoop Dog converted to mormonism. Snoop Dog, whose real name is Calvin Broadus claims it to be the beginning of new life.

I was walking back from the local convenience store in Nashua, New Hampshire, after having purchased my latest pack of cigarettes. (Word of Wisdom) As I approached a set of benches under some shade trees, I saw two young men wearing suits. From behind me, I heard a car speeding up.

The Bread of Life

I am so hungry. When I get home, I’m going to have roast beef, mashed potatoes, maybe some vegetables sufficiently soaked in cheesy sauces. Perhaps a little salad, for sure a homemade buttery roll. And certainly some sort of delicious dessert. But Easter dinner isn’t just what’s coming after church today—it happens to be the subject of my talk to you today. That’s right—I am going to speak about Easter dinner.