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Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.
You Know You are a Utah Mormon IF:
- If you schedule your meeting times by using AM and PM…
- If you have more wheat stored in your basement than most third world
countries... - If you think it is all right to watch basket on Sundays as long as one of
the teams is wearing one of BYU’s colors…
